A normal day for Paul.

• Paul: Right boys, we have a lot of work to toda- where's Louis?
• Harry: I don't know, he was meant to be showing me a good time but..
• Paul: Where's Zayn?
• Niall: Paul, when's lunch?
• Paul: He was meant to be showing to what?
• Niall: PAUL I'M HUNGARY!
• Paul: Niall you've just had 34567 pancakes!
• Niall: AND WHAT?!
• Paul: God's sake, where's Liam?
• *in the background*
• Liam: Hi guys! *waves to computer screen*
• Paul: Liam, get off the computer.
• Louis: I'VE ARRIVED.
• Paul: Good, where's Zayn?
• Niall: *mouth full of chicken* probably DM'ing some bitches
• Paul: HARRY STOP BITING LOUIS
• Paul: NIALL WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT CHICKEN FROM?
• Niall: I dunno, I found it
• Liam: tehehehe, I love you guys!
• Paul: LIAM, OFF THE COMPUTER
• Liam: NO!
• Zayn: Paul, did you steal my mirror?
• Paul: Why would I steal your mirr- HARRY PUT YOUR TROUSERS BACK ON.
• Harry: But, I just feel so freeeeeee
• Zayn: SOMEONE'S STOLEN MY MIRROR
• Liam: All I need is you guys and cookies and milk.. hey who ate my cookies
• Niall: SORRY LIAM.
• Harry: Louis have you got a sock down there or what?
• Paul: Come on guys, focus..
• Louis: When did you get so big?
• Paul: LOUIS!
• Harry: Niall, what's your grandma's number?
• Niall: huh?!
• Paul: LIAM OFF THE COMPUTER!
• Liam: But we're staying up all night with Payne
• Paul: ZAYN LEAVE YOUR HAIR ALONE
• Zayn: but it's only 5cm tall today...
• Paul: NIALL, YOU CAN'T EAT SOAP!
• Paul: LOUIS GET YOUR HAND OFF HARRY'S PENIS
• Paul: HARRY STOP ENJOYING IT.
• Paul: *to himself* How did I get stuck babysitting these homosexuals?